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omgponiez:

Regret the error.

(via paulftompkins)

If you’re ever down in Texas, look me up.

A beefy arm.

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parislemon:

amyphetamine:

(how USB cables make me crazy.)

This is quite perfect.

Schrödinger’s bus.

stardust164:

kittydoom:

(to Ian McKellen) You were saying a dream of yours is that you wanted to host a show like this. 

Omg, this is adorable.

Adorable.

I’m good with it.

I’m good with it.

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kittysoftpawsofspain:

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pleatedjeans:

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Because you didn’t know you needed a skunk in a onesie hugging a baby sloth plushie.

Awww

That is cute. Dang cute.

Lynx are the chillest of cats. They’re like, “I know I’m hot. You know it too, baby. Check out these tufts. Awww yeah.”

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whitehouse:

"I would personally like to thank all of our snowboarders and freestyle skiers for making newscasters across America say things like ‘air to fakie,’ and the ‘back-to-back double cork 1260.’ I don’t know what that means, really, but I just wanted to say it. I’m pretty sure I’m the first President to ever say that."

—President Obama honoring the US Olympic Team at the White House yesterday.